I don't want to be here. upvote downvote report. Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m as nervous as a cat.”. Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”. Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”. upvote downvote report. Feels like life is all just one big joke that I’m not in on. I feel like the biggest thing that’s held me back through my entire life was just not “getting it” when it comes to being a human. It always feel like an alien that infiltrated earth and is observing other peoples behaviors to try and put on the best “human” performance. r/depression. Sleeping is a blissful amazing experience for me. My dreams are basically heaven. Then I wake up and am like “damn, I’m back here again.”. I literally feel an uneasy sensation in my body for a minute and just dread the rest of the day. 95 upvotes · 14 comments. r/depression. According to the OED, the word “silly” has evolved to have a range of mostly negative meanings from its original sense of “happy, blissful, lucky or blessed” in old English, to “innocent At 7/20/08 04:13 AM, Orange-Jews wrote: "omg everythings a joke, everything important is a joke anything insgnifcant, lifes just a big joke.. *swipe hair to the side*" Nice justification I especially like the "swipe hair to the side" but no, I am not an "Emo" or "Goth" im a human being, and the fact that nobody realizes that is fucking Life is like a deck of cards. You never know what hand you will be dealt next. Life is like a merry-go-round. It’s full of ups and downs, but it always goes round. Life is like a bowling alley. It’s all about how many pins you knock down. Life is like a pair of roller skates. It's a quick three-second joke in a movie filled with them. Disney. While menacing over Zazu, Simba, and Nala, the hyenas are distracted by their own food-related puns. Banzai's emphasis on the word "lyin'" points out the silly wordplay, but as a kid, your brain would've needed to work overtime to keep up. Egypt, UK study finds, is second happiest nation. Suppose you want to tell your reader this statement is true, but it's ironic that a country like Egypt ranks 2nd (given the immense suffering of its VRaSq.